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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:35
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?